I promise I will...

It's very quiet here now, I got up before Stephanie and mother is out looking for a dress for New Year's, as if she needs another one. I've decided on something flowery from California's best (Juicy Couture) and a plain pearl necklace, simplicity is sadly underrated if you ask me.

Mother keeps pressuring me to come up with a new year's resolution, I know she wants me to get a job but I'm thinking more along the lines of "never (again) sleep with an account manager". At least it's work related, no?

Can you help me out? If you could make me promise anything, what would it be?